You Know This - MySpace

Dear MySpace,
I'm sure you've heard by now that I started a Blog. Please know that it is nothing personal. I will always love and adore the way that you keep me connected with the rest of the world - including friends, family, and random strangers who want to date me. I will continue to keep in touch for as long as I can. I hope you understand.
Your Faithful Friend,
Bethany