You Know This - Scary Foreign Object
So, my roommate Kim and I started decorating for fall, when we came across this...
What is it? That’s what we’d like to know! Our best guess is that it is some sort of government issued, spy tech, listening device. We are not sure why we would be monitored, but the only other thing it could be is a bomb. Or maybe some sort of a slow release gassing device that is slowly but surely poisoning us. That would explain my current headache.
Where did it come from? Again, another good question! I’m pretty sure Tom Cruise somehow lowered himself through our ceiling to hand off the device to Jennifer Garner while she set the rest of the traps around the living room. I just hope I come home to Vince Vaughn bugging our apartment one of these days!
Where did it come from? Again, another good question! I’m pretty sure Tom Cruise somehow lowered himself through our ceiling to hand off the device to Jennifer Garner while she set the rest of the traps around the living room. I just hope I come home to Vince Vaughn bugging our apartment one of these days!
What do we do with the device? What any logical person would do...we threw a dish towel over it!
If you have any clue what this is or who it belongs to, please let me know. Until then, I will be tiptoeing around the apartment, whispering to Kim about the current status of the device and praying that we don't get blown up.
If you have any clue what this is or who it belongs to, please let me know. Until then, I will be tiptoeing around the apartment, whispering to Kim about the current status of the device and praying that we don't get blown up.
posted by Bethany at 12:43 PM
4 Comments:
Here is the answer to your mystery...
It is an aluminum hard drive enclosure...
Here's the link: http://www.dynexproducts.com/pc-263-2-dynex-aluminum-usb-20-hard-drive-enclosure.aspx
I could kick Tom Cruise's spy butt...
Sunday, September 30, 2007
You should call Jack Bauer. He'll probably defuse the bomb, ninja kick the terrorists in his way, compromise the safety of your apartment with the Russians, then rescue Kim from the Chinese all while you're sleeping in your bed. In under 6 minutes.
Sunday, September 30, 2007
But Jack Bauer would be captured by the Chinese, beaten within an inch of his life, fall in love with a beautiful woman who will love him back, but then be captured by the Chinese, beaten within an inch of her life, and presumed dead, sending Jack into a grief spiral wherein he repeated calls Chloe, only to find her passed out on the floor because in real-life, pregnant women faint constantly, so Jack will rush to CTU to rescue Chloe, will participate in a fight to the death with her husband/former husband/co-worker, and will be detained for questioning by the new head of CTU who will never be seen or heard from after this season. Can you really live with that? Better you should call The Temp, who is will come to your apartment sometime in the next 6 weeks, place the item in a white plastic grocery bag, hand it off to Jim, who will put it in the ceiling and set it off at irregular intervals, thereby causing great turmoil to Dwight Schroot, who will then enlist Angela to form a secret committee to locate the source of the disturbance, for which he will pay her 15,000 Stanley nickels. Angela, in a spirit of revenge over the death of Sprinkles will purposefully misinterpret everything Dwight says, leading to chaos and hilarity. Deed done.
Monday, October 01, 2007
Hibbard has no idea what she's talking about. That's my water distiller ...
Thursday, October 04, 2007
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