You Know This - Conversations With Zee German

This is my German friend, Dominik. Here is a conversation we had the other night...

Dom: You can't tell anyone this, ok?
Me: Can I write it down in my diary?
Dom: small chuckle Sometimes when you say the word diary do you think you're going to say the word diarrhea?
Me: No, not at all. Why, do you?
Dom: chuckles again Yes, every time.

Oh Dom, I heart you!