You Know This - BS

Earlier this evening, I was walking through the parking lot at On The Border, heading in to meet up with Kim and Liz for dinner. It wasn't quite dark out yet, so I still had on my sunglasses. I walked by a man who stared me down the entire time I was passing him. So I politely smiled and said, "Hi, how are you?" He responded by saying, "I know you are really Britney Spears, but I won't tell anyone."

Really? I don't know who should be more offended... Me or Britney!