You Know This - Purity Pirate

The high school team is currently doing their sex series titled, "Sexy Back." Last week we got to film a funny rap video to play during their service. The most exciting part...they asked me to choreograph the dance! Talk about my old world and my new world colliding! I went home that night and did what I do best...

And now, without further ado, I give you "The Purity Pirate."