You Know This - I'm a Lazy B (as in Bethany)

I am currently sitting on Allison's couch...in the dark...by myself. This would seem sad and depressing, but the truth is, I just haven't gotten up since the sun went down. 

I should turn on a light, but it is all the way on the other side of the room. So instead I just keep adjusting the screen so I can see what's going on around me.

But now I am getting hungry, so I guess I am going to have to move. Time to go check out the fridge to see if she has anything delicious for me to eat.