You Know This - Funny Daddy

My dad (who's name is Randy Johnson - like the baseball pitcher; this information will be important to know further on in this story) tends to be a quieter man, but when he has something funny to say, it's super funny!

Last night he told me about a fortune cookie he got the other day. It read, "You will be very successful in athletics."

His reply... They must have thought I was the other Randy Johnson.

Awesome.