You Know This - Crossing the (fe)Line

Little known Bethany fact... I HATE cats! You probably can't tell from the picture above (Me and Elle - we lived together back in 2004 for about 2 months before I kicked her out and found her a new home) but I despise the existance of these useless creatures. I don't enjoy them when they are actual living animals, but I hate it even more when they are used for stationary, commercials, decorations, baby-talk, stuffed animals, etc.

Recently I was exposed to a new cat-ism that takes the cake in all things annoying. I would now like to introduce you to Kitty Pidgin. Yes, you read correctly, Kitty Pidgin - the official language of cats. Oh, but wait, it gets worse! The makers of Kitty Pidgin have now translated the Bible! Check it out...

Here is the NIV translation of the shortest verse in the Bible, John 11:35:
Jesus wept.

And here is the Kitty Pidgin translation:
Cheesus crieded. Not jus litle teers, no. he crieded big teers. Cuz Lolrus was ded an stufs an everywun luved him, even Cheesus. Cheesus trieded to wipe his teers awai wit his pawz but teh teers kept comin and comin and everywun saweded that as dey were cryin too. Everywun was cryin an sad. Yesh. Srsly. Yu mite criez too! It's okai, cryin is okay. Everywun can criez. Cheesus wepted.

I stinkin' hate cats!