You Know This - Purity Pirate

The high school team is currently doing their sex series titled, "Sexy Back." Last week we got to film a funny rap video to play during their service. The most exciting part...they asked me to choreograph the dance! Talk about my old world and my new world colliding! I went home that night and did what I do best...

And now, without further ado, I give you "The Purity Pirate."

You Know This - Baby Mama

This weekend I saw the movie Baby Mama with a few friends. As we left the movie, one of my friends said that Amy Poehler's character reminded them of me...

Really? The crazy girl?

I don't really think that was a compliment.

You Know This - O(h no)kleys

Yesterday, Allison made the very bold statement that she hates all Oakley sunglasses. Stevepointed out to her that this is an extreme exclamation simply because they now have hundreds of frame options. But, in typical Allison fashion, she stuck to her statement.

Then, last night, I saw these displayed in the window at the Oakley store in the mall...

Now, I am not saying that these sunglasses are cool by any means, but Allison definitely digs guys who wear this style!

You Know This - Teddy Rrrr*uxpin

When I was a kid I had a Teddy Ruxpin doll. TR was an animatronic talking bear that would move his mouth and eyes as he read stories through the cassette tape built into his back. He was the best of the best in the stuffed animal world.

One night, I was lying on the couch at a friend's house, trying to fall asleep to the soothing sound of Teddy's voice. Being the curious little girl that I was, I decided that I needed to know what would happen if I touched his eye when he blinked...his eyeball fell into his head! Talk about devastating!

In order to fix the problem (since I wanted nothing to do with one-eyed-teddy) my mom gave him an eye patch. Since I have no pictures to share this memory with you, I decided to use my trusty microsoft paint to relay the awesomeness of my Teddy Ruxpin doll.

You Know This - PB and J

PB and J stands for Photo Booth and JOY!

Tonight was my first real experience with Photo Booth...Man alive, I have been missing out!

You Know This - Be Fri + St Ends = Best Friends

You know you're jealous!

You Know This - Carpet Ball

I LOVE Carpet Ball!

One of our volunteers made a Carpet Ball table for the Wildside Tent and it was a huge hit! Besides how fun this minorly-mindless game is, I loved seeing all of the students gathered around the table, hanging out, and laughing together.

*** I have to give a shout out to the reigning champion, Kyle, and his very impressive Carpet Ball skills!

You Know This - Temp

It is currently a perfect 75 degrees outside.

It feels like 30 degrees in the office.

Man, I want to be outside.

You Know This - My Boyfriend

Today Allison has been singing, "Music is my boyfriend" over and over and over and over and over and over again... and then some more!

Here are a few of her variations to the lyrics...

* Outlook is my boyfriend
* Santi is your boyfriend
* Clothing is my boyfriend
* Econ is my boyfriend

And my personal fav...
* James Haven is my boyfriend

You Know This - Beach Day and My Extremely Stupid Poem

FUN in the SUN on MON with Pease's big GUNs and Alice's hot BUNs.

Ok, I'm DONE.

You Know This - London Emma

Meet London Emma Davis!!!

She was born on April 5th as 7lbs 14oz of perfection!

Congratulations Natalie and BD! I love you both to death and am so excited for this next adventure in your lives! You are such great friends and I know you will be the best parents ever!

You Know This - Childhood Crush

Remember how hot River Phoenix was???

You Know This - Link It Up

Things I find funny...

This

and

This

You Know This - Mario Kart

Today I pre-ordered Mario Kart for my Wii, which comes with a free steering wheel...

When it is mine, it will be called a steering wii-le.

You Know This - I'm Bringing Petty Back (yeah)

I would like you to meet my friend Jason Petty...

You Know This - Notorious B.J.J.

Check out this amazing email I just received...

You Know This - Twitter

Have you heard of Twitter yet?

It's kinda like blogging, but you only get to use 160 characters per post. I haven't decided yet if I'm going to be a twitterer or not, but it has created a strange little world for me today...

My mom uses twitter through her cell phone. She subscribed to Josh Griffin's twitter. Therefore, she has been getting text messages from Griff all day. This is so weird!

You Know This - Freeway Series

So much fun at the Angels/Dodgers game!

You Know This - You've Got Me Trippin' (oh)

My mother introduced me to a new addition in the fabulous world wide web: Stumble. Talk about a good waste of your time! You really should check it out... www.stumbleupon.com

You Know This - Baby Genius

Check out this baby singing Hey Jude! He even knows the bridge!

He and Dillon Maguire should get together to start a baby band!

You Know This - Cause I am THAT Stupid

I've been dealing with this whole Fix-It Ticket situation for not having a front license plate for a couple of months now. My car was not made with a front bracket to hold a license plate.

While driving in LA, I got pulled over for not having said front plate. Long story short, after filling out tons of paperwork and paying way too much to get everything in order, I FINALLY got my new plates.

So, tonight Zack replaced my plates on my car for me. When he handed me my old plate, I saw a terrible sight...

TWO LICENSE PLATES

You Know This - Will You Still Need Me, Will You Still Feed Me...

Last night we did the physical challenge on Wii to figure out our Mii age.

My age...64!

And I am feeling 64 today! My back and my left arm are so sore!!!